Wednesday, January 28, 2015

SPORTY SPICE IN PERIL!

"Cock Robin's Death Song" on All-Hits Radio, the sun ascending stately an invisible arc, girls in summer clothes give each other the eye, cars crash, lovers fall out of love, and all the while the price on Sporty's head sky-rockets!

The killers can't find her, they never will, and here's why: One hour she's Miss January 1962, the next she's the last-ever President of the Society for Cutting Up Men. Oh, also she never really existed. She will, though. When Sporty Spice makes the scene I and everyone will stop breathing. No, not death, That's not what I mean. I don't know what I mean. I only know that I can't wait. Hurry, Sporty! How long ecactly do you expect us to wait for what?

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